Apr 7 -

Here’s the single we have all been waiting for! NOT! Ray J’s future bitter and desperate ex anthem I Hit It First has been released and it is exactly like I expected it to be.

The first line says it all, with Brandy’s brother singing “She may move on to rappers and ball players but we all know I hit it first.” Towards the end he even says “If you ever would come back to me, we would make another movie.” Sigh…

I don’t even know what’s sadder, the fact that he made this kind of song, is actually entertaining the idea of Kim K coming back, or the fact that this song could’ve actually been a decent R&B/pop song if it wasn’t for it’s desperate, extremely sad content. 

Another sad point is that Ray J had some potential there with One Wish and Sexy Can I. He could’ve had a moderately successful R&B career winning BET awards and perhaps marrying Keri Hilson or Ciara. He wouldn’t have been no Chris Brown or Ne-Yo, but at least Omarion. Omarion’s not doing too bad is he? He’s at least signed to Maybach, isn’t he? That’s something…

Anyway, listen to this song and feel a lot better about yourself knowing that just because you’re rich and sort of famous doesn’t mean you have it all together. Enjoy your 15 minutes back in the spotlight Ray J… until Kanye comes and knocks that light the fuck out.

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